Iron Waifu Interview with BKG staff

Hey everyone! Conash here! I don’t know about you but I’ve found this year’s Iron Waifu to be quite intense! So I thought that it’d be good to take some time and talk with some of our staff members, and I’ve put together a few questions to ask some of them! Today’s stars will be our musical mistress Moomabelle, our pixel professor Kumiho, and our new hire for this month Romeo Papa! Without further ado, let’s get to what they all have to say!

1. Have you enjoyed your time working with Bad Kitty Games and interacting with our fans and community?

Moomabelle: If I didn’t I would have to call my sanity into question. Of course I have! What kind of question is that? The staff are super lovely and super talented folks and always have been as far as I’m aware. The fans are the right flavor of weird. The community is super supportive and they feed me pictures of cows. What more could I want?

Kumiho: Oh yeah, absolutely. I could gush for a while about how much I’ve enjoyed making pixel art and character designs for BKG; it’s a fun fulfilling time~
I’ve gotten to meet a lot of wonderful people thanks to BKG too, both in work and in the community. I tend to be shyer in interacting beyond gushing about pixel artsy details or technical bits, but thanks to everyone in the BKG staff and community, I’m starting to open up more, slowly but surely. It’s been good for me, I think.

Romeo Papa: Well to preface this section, my actual experience with working “for” BKG is limited. However I’ve been a tester for them as well as a moderator and wiki admin for a while. With all that said BKG is a very forthcoming company, it’s rare to see such transparency and desire to interact with their fanbase, and I believe this is one of the key factors for the very supportive and nice community BKG fosters. 

My own experience with them has been really great, for example both Conash and NoMoshing can attest to the fact that when I join testing phases I tend to work for too long and neglect my own sleeping schedule, they are both ready to tell me to put things down and go to bed. Also whenever I’ve asked for information about HC for the wiki I couldn’t easily come across they’ve always been more than ready to provide it. They have also gone out of their to make official mod support for HC, I can’t recall any RPG Maker with “real” mod support anywhere, this shows just how far they are willing to go for their fans.

But one of the biggest examples of my own interaction with them, that shows how community and fan interaction is important to them, has been this month. Without getting into it too much NoMoshing had to take a sabbatical for his own reasons, however it was very important Iron Waifu still went on as usual so he asked me to officially join the team for the month of May, so that his own sabbatical wouldn’t hurt Iron Waifu by being a man down. And having been working on Iron Waifu I can fully understand why he did that now, it’s a lot more work than I ever imagined.

2. How involved have you been in previous Iron Waifu tournaments, and how do you feel about this year’s tournament?

Moomabelle: This would be the first year that I’ve been more than passively engaged. For some reason, it just sucked me right the frick in this year. It might be the cute propaganda I’ve been seeing. Advertisement is mind control, after all, and I’m impressionable. Whatever the reason, I’m having fun watching number go up. Also keep making cute propaganda, please.

Kumiho: I’ve been lurking in previous tournaments since about 2019, and this is my first time actively voting and keeping up with the day by day. I’m seeing a lot of surprise upsets this year, and it’s really fun to see! A lot of difficult matchups to vote on too. I can’t wait to see who ends up in the final bracket. It’s already shaping up differently than I thought it would.

Romeo Papa: I first started voting in Iron Waifu for the 2018 tournament, meaning I missed the first two, I have however been fully engaged ever since then. Now admittedly I haven’t been voting every day this year, but as mentioned before I’ve arguably been more involved this year than previous years.

As for this year’s tournament? I’ve been pleasantly surprised, there was some drama last year that kinda made me a little wary of this year. But the community and tournament as a whole have been very peaceful this year, so good on us! *Pats our collective heads*

3. Have the results of one or more of this year’s matches stood out to you in particular and why?

Moomabelle: There have been a lot of close calls this year and a lot of surprising victories. Never thought I’d see Eulania take victory over Yamamaya. Definitely didn’t see Natya’s victory coming. Miri’s close call got me pretty pumped. Lilac got some well-deserved revenge on Florine. And well, Elaiya is still upping her K/D at the time of writing. Let’s do more of that. I like that.

Kumiho: Oh yeah, quite a few. The ties so early in round 1 surprised me, particularly Yeon vs Miri. I voted Miri thinking she’d be crushed, but she held her own! Followed by Yeon losing in round 2, I honestly expected her to be in the finals.

Then there was Brigandine vs Clementine–I did expect Brig to win, but what I didn’t expect was the crushing defeat on Clementine’s part, oof. I voted Brig, but I still felt bad for Clementine losing by that much.

And lastly, Lilac vs Chimei. This was such a hard one for me to vote on, I really love them both; but I’m a sucker for the maid and shopkeeper girls, so I gave it to Lilac thinking she’d probably be eliminated. And I was totally wrong, she crushed it! This year of Iron Waifu has shown me you really can’t assume who’s the strongest contestant. These girls will surprise you!

Romeo Papa: I think that May 6th Miri VS Yeon came as a surprise to all of us.  Everyone expected Yeon to be the favourite of Q2, but our sleepy bunny girl showed that just because you are lazy doesn’t mean you can’t fight, she put up a valiant fight and fought our white mage to a draw. This made it clear that maybe Yeon’s path to victory wouldn’t be as unopposed as we all thought, a fact Natya later proved, which again came as a surprise to me.

Lilac also surprises me, the Maids have never been the most popular ones in Iron Waifu, however she made it to the Quarter Finals, is this another example of how a little extra content for a girl can shoot up their popularity that Quinta so elegantly displayed back in 2019? Who knows. Also as a Brigandine fan I have to mention May 13th, that Clemstomp was something else.

4. Of the remaining contestants who do you hope wins and why?

Moomabelle: Well of course I hope Elaiya wins. I always hope Elaiya wins. Even if Elaiya doesn’t win, she still wins in my headcanon. Because she’s just nice, because I like melodrama, because vengeance is virtue, because gunpowder smells nice and is tied to more childhood memories than I care to admit. I would like very much to sit quietly with Elaiya at separate workbenches in the same room. Since that would be insane to attempt, I’ll settle for a trail of smoke to the top!

Kumiho: Oh no, don’t make me pick only one!…Well if I had to go with a single favorite waifu vote, Elaiya. Cutie gunslinger waifu will always have my heart. I love her 110%. I need a poster of this super cutie, okay–

My inner pixel artist vote would go to Eulania. Ghost girls are fun, and additional Phantom Knight content means I get to make fancy Phantom Knight armor that much sooner…and I’d like that very, very much.

As for who I really believe deserves the IW win? Brigadine, easily. She’s been cursed with coming so close to victory–semi finals or finals–only to be just out of reach of the crown. I learned of Brig through IW before I got to know her in-game, and I have a soft spot for her as a result. I would be thrilled if on this last Harem Collector Iron Waifu, Brigadine got the crown. She deserves it after all these years.

Romeo Papa: Well I’m sure it comes as no surprise I’m rooting for Brigandine again this year. First let’s go over a more practical reason for it. She offers the most content for a win. She is the most lacking girl in terms of actual content, she offers recruitment, a new party member, all the chat dialogue every other girl would get, and a Love Quest, but previous years one of her prizes has been a quest into Inferireux the Dwarven Nation, so there’s no reason to believe this won’t be the case this year either. So not only does she offer a lot of characterisation she also offers world building

As for my own personal reason why Brigandine is my waifu? I like what she promises and her attitude. You can see it in how she interacts with Hero, she knows what Hero wants from her yet she helps him get stronger, why? She knows she’s stronger than him and can take him if she was so inclined, so what harm would there be with training him? But still why do it? She could just as easily turn him away and be done with it, she lives in the noble district and gets invited to noble parties, she’s clearly not hurting for the cash. No Brigandine wants to join us, but she doesn’t plan on going easy; she wants Hero to show her how strong he really is first and take her.

There’s also her “archetype”, I am not a fan of cookie cutter archetypes but Brigandine doesn’t slot easily into her archetypes. She’s a noble but isn’t pampered and unsure of how the world works. She’s a highly accomplished warrior, yet she spends her time in a small house in the noble district instead of out adventuring or fighting wars, why? There is a rich backstory there, and it’s a backstory I want to learn, and her ability to stand out in her archetypes speaks to me

5. Is there anything you want to say to the fans, community, or voters?

Moomabelle: To the fans, you’re pretty much what makes it worth it to me. Hearing that my creative input makes a difference to y’all it’s just.. I can’t even really explain it. So I won’t! To the community, you’re what makes this possible, makes this grow. You’re super important and your support is so essential! Plus y’all are a bunch of goofballs and I’m into it. To the voters, vote with your hearts! It is the only way! Brains can be dumb but hearts can’t!

Kumiho: Thanks for supporting us all this time! Seeing everyone all excited for their favorite waifus gets me that much more psyched to make the cutest sprites and designs I can. You’re all beautiful people, and I hope to do the chatting thing with you more~
Get out there and vote for your favorite lovelies!

Romeo Papa: First I just want to say that this community is probably one of the most peaceful and welcoming porn communities I’ve ever met. I have nothing to follow up with this, but it bears repeating ^^

I do have a small ramble about the votes so far. This Iron Waifu have been weird, with so many close calls and upsets. It’s really hard to tell whether this is a result of a shifting fanbase or the fact that a lot of the heavy hitters are now gone and so people’s votes goes to girls that wouldn’t normally get them? Whatever it is, I am really happy to see less popular girls getting attention this year. Oh and also as of the moment of writing this our highest vote total is 81 on day 23, which is the highest votes total of any year. The highest voted girl is Brigandine with 57 votes on day 13, which is also the highest voted girl out of any year. So keep up the good work everyone! Let’s set even higher records!

Music, Mooing, and Other Such Nonsense

Hello guys, gals, and other pals! I’m moomabelle, also known as Clara (with or without the aditional “-ara”). I’m the songstress behind the original music in this lovely game and your local dairy-dere cow! I’m proud to be talking to you during this magical time of year where we all sit down and put aside our differences to viciously argue about who best girl is. Yep, you know it. I’m talking about…

Iron Waifu.

For those that haven’t already, you should check out the main topic here and let your voice be heard! Your favorite harem gal will thank you!

I have it on good authority that fans sometimes wonder who the staff picks are. Like most things I do, I vote purely with my mushy-wushy heart, for better or for worse. Because I can’t just say “Felix, Felix, Felix,” here are my top three picks!

1. Elayia, the tragic and vengeful gunslinger. From the very beginning, she has always been my favoritest. Grit, resolve and moxie are some wonderful things. They’re made even more delicious when served with melodramatic backstories. The scandal, tragedy, and brutality of her journey really pulled me in and really made me think, “Wow, this game is really something special.” In fact, this gunsmoke avenger was the catalyst that put me in touch with NoMoshing in the first place.

2. Florine, the cruel and scheming opportunist. A contentious pick to be sure, but one I stand by nonetheless. Until I recently replayed the game, I had written her off as the person I dumped all of my various slime jars onto. But then she broke bad and jumped to number two on my list. Again, moxie and hustle are my main reasoning here even if they’re used for evil. Actually, especially if they’re used for evil.

3. Alina, the reliable tsundere steward. And in my headcanon, the OneTruePairing™. What can I say? I like her snark, and let’s face it, Hero would be in prison or living under a rock if she wasn’t making sure bills got paid. The future runs on Alina. This is my heart’s belief.

I’m giving a special mention to Gargan, whose story strikes a personal chord with me. The themes represented in their arc are things that I have an intimate experience with. To see them reflected in this project is something that, not gonna lie, gets me a little choked up.

So there you have it! Moomabelle’s staff picks! If you happen to be curious about the gal behind them, please do continue reading.

It’s strange to think about it, but I’ve been playing music for two decades now. I started on one of those Casios with the light-up keys and have moved up to other things with more expensive lights on them. I’ve done a lot with music in real life, and it’s been pretty great. But little me always wanted to make video game music, and adult me still wants to. So I do. And it’s pretty great.

Why this particular game? I love the characters, I love their stories, and well.. asexuals can like lewd stuff too! I wanted to support it and I wanted to help. The game was impressive to me when I joined and it’s even more impressive now. A lot of things have happened between then and now, — and I’ve missed a lot — but I’m no less happy to be a part of the team and no less proud that my work has been appreciated. I’m notoriously bad at accepting compliments and praise, so I just wanna take a second to say that it means very, very much to me.

For those curious about what my favorite track is, that is a really tough question for me. I have a hard time listening to my songs after they’re done. Unless I’m intoxicated. Then I am very enthusiastic about showing them to anyone who will listen. But I digress. If I had to pick, I would probably go with Demimensch because I like the way it sounds, or Hard Like Diamonds because it straddles that frail line between goofy and badass. Both of those songs worked themselves out very quickly, taking a few hours each from start to finish. It’s a very satisfying thing to have happen. It makes you feel super confident!

When I’m composing, there are a lot of little technical things to think about. Those things are detailed and complicated in their own right, but for me the more interesting challenge comes with setting the right tone for individual tracks while keeping a coherent common thread between them. With Harem Collector being as eclectic as it is, it can be rather daunting at times!

The game’s use of parody gives me a lot of freedom in that arena. Harem Collector makes a lot of references, and I try to do the same with the soundtrack. A lot of the tracks are shout-outs to songs that I like or that NoMoshing shows me, or amalgams of a particular genre. Demimensch was heavily inspired by Mystic Mysidida from Final Fantasy IV, while Hard Like Diamonds stems from my impression of what classic rock sounds like. Going about it like this yields a lot of variety!

One thing I try to do is set a general theme for important moments. I’m sure a lot of you have noticed the common hook from the sex scene songs To The Victor, TLR, and Thinking About You (for Once). I put a high priority on the association between that motif and “sex is happening now”. It sounds like this in its most basic form!

One that’s a bit harder to find is what I call the “Spoopy Boogie”. It’s four notes I use in varying configurations whenever something is creepy or unsure. You can hear it in Ancient Puzzleboxxx and Shiver

Neat, right? I think it is, anyway.

Okie, I think there’s one more weird thing about my soundtrack process. Sometimes when I’m getting stuck — which happens a lot on heavier tracks — I take it down to basics. Normally people would do four-part writing on a musical stave, but I’m really bad at reading sheet music. So I make a chiptune version instead! They don’t always sound great but some I really like. Like this chiptune version of Heterovania!

Anyway, that’s a little about me, my process, and my feelings about the project. I hope I didn’t ramble too much for you. I don’t really talk about myself much, but it was kinda fun for a change. Thank you for reading! Stay safe and remember to give headpats to your loved ones! Mō! Mō! Mō!