Bug Report/Bug Fixes Funny Lists

From the mind of conash:

Version 0.43.0

New bug fix list because it's been awhile: More typos

Fixed the cart collision in 'Elf Half Empty'

Newts that your party members teach won't show up until you advance far enough in 'Send Newts'

Told the guy who skips work during 'Research Materials' that he needs a doctors note if he wants a sick day. He'll now be showing up during the quest.

That guy also brought back the Tamamo Awiiabu that he thought he could take home. Misplaced artifacts my ass.

The Middle Kingdom soldiers have been thoroughly warned about making puns from beyond the grave. The guy who used to give you the 'Hellocow Helm' will now give you a 'Hellcow Helm' in fear of post-mortem taxes.

Solo tournament enemies will no longer confuse the number of adds other fighters brought with how many they've brought.

The cat you can get has been warned about astrally projecting itself in front of Lilac and Eulania.

Fixed the oddities with the end scene of Cannibal Corps. part 1

Be grateful commoners! Princess Quinta will now deign to accept *several* gifts from you in her lifetime! You should thank her for her genorisity with gifts.

Stopped Hero from thinking about the elf-orgy on load-in, which caused spontaneous orgasms so powerful that the resultant hole in the space-time continuum just dropped in a bunch of crafting items, among other things. You can keep the rest, but the crafting items are going back in the rift before it closes.

Yeon may try to get us to forget about the time we made her work the front desk and fucked her ass, but I won't forget. So long as you do the event again, the replay menu will allow you to relive this precious memory as much as you want. Maybe next time if Yeon doesn't want to get fucked in the ass twice she shouldn't try to get us to forget!

Barst has realized that his retainers have lied to him, and taking off his helmet during combat is in fact NOT a "pro-gamer move"

Fixed bonfire collision inside the Silver Mine

Direction fixed the freestanding prism

Apparently my jokes take up too much text, so new bug log here so that I do not have to compromise on my artist vision: After it was pointed out Bell was using her apparent Ninja training to hide her unconscious body behind a painting Quinta made, we told her that it was silly and we knew she was there. She's so embarrassed she's vowed to never use her Ninja arts again.

I have reminded Yeon's dad to take his ADHD medication before meeting with you, he will no longer get distracted and walk off in the middle of dinner.

That elf singer might have a lovely voice, but we've sent her back into the orgy room for a round 2 after being so damn nosy.

We noticed that Florine was *happy* while in the dungeon. She's been given an extra special whipping and now understands she is to be *obedient* while in the dungeon. Happiness is for girls who put on the collar.

We thank all the players who reported the issue with Nick's butler! I usually keep my game muted so I didn't realize the guy had stolen the voice of fucking Zeus and used it to hold a conversation across a city with you. Now that he's been forced to keep a volume suitable for a mere mortal, we've been able to set the default volume of the game to a far more reasonable level!

It seems Therese had been sneaking out of her regular sex duties by keeping sets of clothes in two rooms in Westcastle, so that when we told her to 'Go to her room and wait', she had a 50/50 chance of getting out of it! In response I've demolished the 2nd dresser she used and made it clear to her that next time she pulls this stunt it won't just be half of her clothes that she loses.

I have examined the non-functional magic circle in Crystal Clarity and *oh boy* was that a lot of orc-porn. No wonder they fucking password-protected that magic circle. I had to do a factory reset, then download and edit the recording from another circle to be sure I got rid of it all. It's 90% similar to what we intended and 100% free of orc-on-orc action.